Clarkle Sparkle

Once went a week without email.

Jul 3
If there’s anything Maine has taught me, its how to style a mullet and how to eat a #moonfruit
Posted at 4:13pm

Jul 2
In Maine. For some reason.
Posted at 8:21pm

Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays. B4 his foot evn left the ground Chuck was already on his 1st of 3 ez paymts of $29.95
Posted at 5:21pm

13 inches is just the right size #moonfruit
Posted at 3:21pm

Creative project management: http://bit.ly/SDC2m - great timing for this!
Posted at 2:21pm

If I port my phone number to Google Voice, how will it ring my cell?
Posted at 2:21pm

C’MON OKLAHOMA. SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY. *headdesk* http://bit.ly/YHZ8I
Posted at 10:48am

People that look like stuffed animals and somehow still get more airtime than hockey: Andy Roddick. Also: get back in the kitchen.
Posted at 8:18am

For @tannerburson @popeonabomb 1700 mAh Extended Battery Review: http://tinyurl.com/nghxsq (via @txhoudini)
Posted at 1:02am

Jul 1
Off to pick up Penny from the doctor. Then maybe ill take her out for a nice nacho dinner.
Posted at 6:40pm

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