Once went a week without email. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-9599978-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @jeffclark)http://clarklesparkle.com/If there’s anything Maine has taught me, its how to style a mullet and how to eat a #moonfruithttp://clarklesparkle.com/post/134942677http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134942677Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:13:28 -0400In Maine. For some reason.http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134450874http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134450874Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:21:42 -0400Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays. B4 his foot evn left the ground Chuck was already on his 1st of 3 ez paymts of $29.95http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134367730http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134367730Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:21:36 -040013 inches is just the right size #moonfruithttp://clarklesparkle.com/post/134312172http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134312172Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:21:08 -0400Creative project management: <a href="http://bit.ly/SDC2m">http://bit.ly/SDC2m</a> - great timing for this!http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134283218http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134283218Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:21:09 -0400If I port my phone number to Google Voice, how will it ring my cell?http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134283194http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134283194Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:21:06 -0400C’MON OKLAHOMA. SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY. *headdesk* <a href="http://bit.ly/YHZ8I">http://bit.ly/YHZ8I</a>http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134176861http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134176861Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:48:03 -0400People that look like stuffed animals and somehow still get more airtime than hockey: Andy Roddick. Also: get back in the kitchen.http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134116063http://clarklesparkle.com/post/134116063Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:18:18 -0400For @<a href="http://twitter.com/tannerburson">tannerburson</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/popeonabomb">popeonabomb</a> 1700 mAh Extended Battery Review: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/nghxsq">http://tinyurl.com/nghxsq</a> (via @<a href="http://twitter.com/txhoudini">txhoudini</a>)http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133952710http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133952710Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:02:50 -0400Off to pick up Penny from the doctor. Then maybe ill take her out for a nice nacho dinner.http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133763398http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133763398Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:40:59 -0400Delivery Dunkin Donuts. This is the company that needs to start now. Rainy days, Boxes o’ Joe, sugar and some stirrers. DO IT @<a href="http://twitter.com/dunkindonuts">dunkindonuts</a>!http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133707840http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133707840Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:40:59 -0400Hossa gets 12 f’ing years in Chicago? TWELVES YEARS?! You gotta expect the 3-inch C on his chest, am I right?http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133657441http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133657441Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:15:10 -0400Shoot… why build it all from scratch when someone else already has? <a href="http://www.carbonmade.com">http://www.carbonmade.com</a>http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133564179http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133564179Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:07:17 -0400Its July and I can see my breath and that’s just not right.http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133510674http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133510674Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:12:20 -0400Woman on the 66 just stood up in the front and reprimanded the “loud talking kids” in the back. My car better be fixed tomorrow. #mbtahttp://clarklesparkle.com/post/133200512http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133200512Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:54:40 -0400Sing it with me now! Over-thinking killed the good design, over-thinking killed the good design…http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133120789http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133120789Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:04:09 -0400All I’m saying is that a mandatory mid-afternoon naptime wouldn’t bring the company to a complete halt.http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133078826http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133078826Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:28:36 -0400If it were warmer out, that Sapphire would be inside me. <a href="http://flic.kr/p/6AKU4T">http://flic.kr/p/6AKU4T</a>http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133040648http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133040648Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:08:08 -0400<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/QHNzIpQYVpcg0i2wxc6oc83Co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b>If it were warmer out, that Sapphire would be inside me.</b>http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133024123http://clarklesparkle.com/post/133024123Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:34:13 -0400Mitch Hedberg would have the most followers on Twitter if he were still alive. His stuff was practically written to be tweeted.http://clarklesparkle.com/post/132999825http://clarklesparkle.com/post/132999825Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:44:43 -0400